About

My cat calls me “Owd”.

I have all the dialogue from “Raiders of the Lost Ark” AND “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” memorized. Fear my nerdular nerdence.

I play Sims2 way too much. So much so that I’ve made fan videos and put them on YouTube. I also follow a lot of the drama involved in the simming community, and you’d think that such a thing wouldn’t exist in a game that’s not an MMO, but brother, let me tell ya. Dere’s some crazy bitches out dere.

I like lemons.

I want to take over the world when I grow up. (Doesn’t everybody, way deep down?)

I once snorted pepper on a dare.

I do not partake of any illegal drugs - the legal ones are more than enough to fuck me up. But hey, you can have my share if you want, I’m okay with it.

I want a giant robot. I’ve wanted one since I was a kid and watched Robotech devotedly. Why can’t we build eco-friendly robots? It’s the future now.

I’m still pissed off that my parents wouldn’t buy me toy guns and cars, because I was a girl. I had to steal my little brother’s toys. And now I have a daughter who doesn’t want toy guns and cars. I am a failure. ;-;